Choose your own adventure: the office Christmas party

The DJ puts on Mariah Carey. Your workmates cheer. You’re a hero. Then a big burly lad in reindeer antlers yells at you for getting The Killers turned off. ‘Mr Brightside’ is my song, he says. My song. Do you:

A) Apologise deeply?

B) Shrug?

OR BACK TO START.