Born and raised in LA? You’re a special (read: native) breed, one who culls awe and respect not only from transplants who just moved here, but also folks who identify as “true-blue Angelenos,” but were really born in Ohio. You, on the other hand, have LA pride in your blood. You ventured to Hollywood with fake IDs; you remember when Downtown was less hip, more scary; you’ve seen the City of Angels grow, change and stay the same. Here's our list of things only true Angeleno natives can relate to.
1. You’re treated like a magical unicorn when meeting LA transplants.
3. You only ventured Downtown for fake IDs (on Alvarado) or fake Chucks (in Santee Alley).
5. You understand why people in LA are afraid of rain, because you lived through El Niño.
7. Your entire middle school social calendar was booked with quinceañeras and bar/bat mitzvahs. Heated arguments ensued about which themes were better than others ("Casino Night" > "Winter Wonderland").
10. You can still hear Rick Dees’ voice in your head from listening to KIIS FM every single morning.
11. You felt inexplicably invested in the O.J. Simpson trial.
13. Your school dances featured a lot of Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre, and half your class knew how to crip walk.
16. You discovered your allergies thanks to the Santa Ana winds.
17. You knew that the easiest place to take your driver’s test (regardless of where you lived) was in Winnetka.
18. You have lots of low-budget commercials permanently imprinted on your brain, including: “Yes, Cerritos Auto Square!”, “You’re killing me Larry!”, “You won’t get a lemon from Toyota of Orange!” and “Keyes, Keyes, Keyes, Keyes on Van Nuys!”
19. You still have Chick Hearn’s end-of-game mantra memorized: “This game's in the refrigerator: the door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the Jell-O’s jigglin'!”
20. You attended birthday parties at Castle Park, Ultra Zone and the UCLA arcade (RIP).
21. You used to walk to Thrifty for a square-shaped scoop of ice cream that was only 25 cents. Now you shell out $1.79 at Rite Aid just for the nostalgia.
23. You learned social networking pre-Facebook by maintaining at least one friend in private or public school who could connect you to that whole other world of parties, drama and makeout opportunities.
25. You were afraid to drive on the freeways for years after the Northridge earthquake.
26. You’ve seen at least one of your childhood friends on TV.
27. You loved going to movies and getting approached by someone with a clipboard to sign you up for a test screening. Getting paid to watch a movie? Cha-ching.
28. You can always call out what TV shows get wrong about LA. (We’re talking to you, 90210. Beverly Hills High School is not walking distance from the beach. It will take you at least 30 minutes—probably more—in traffic to drive there.)
30. You first learned how to multitask while driving.