You know you grew up in Los Angeles when...

1. You’re treated like a magical unicorn when meeting L.A. transplants.

2. Your first yoga move was child’s pose… under your desk, in class during an earthquake drill.

3. You only ventured Downtown for fake IDs (on Alvarado) or fake Chucks (in Santee Alley).

4. You went on a school field trip to the La Brea Tar Pits, where you stepped in tar and ruined said Chucks.

5. You understand why people in L.A. are afraid of rain, because you lived through El Niño.

6. You bought weed for the first time on Melrose or the Venice Boardwalk (before it was legal, and even before it was “legal”).

7. Your entire middle school social calendar was booked with quinceañeras and bar/bat mitzvahs. Heated arguments ensued about which themes were better than others (“Casino Night” > “Winter Wonderland”).

8. You had a first date at the Santa Monica Pier and/or the Griffith Observatory.

9. Mexican food was a dietary staple in your school cafeteria (and you still don’t know what was in that chalupa).

10. You can still hear Rick Dees’ voice in your head from listening to KIIS FM every single morning.

11. You felt inexplicably invested in the O.J. Simpson trial.

12. You’ve taken family road trips to Palm Springs and Las Vegas (pre-topless pool days).

13. Your school dances featured a lot of Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre, and half your class knew how to crip walk.

14. You loved ice skating at the Culver City Ice Rink, but always dreaded the couples-only songs. Awkward.

15. You ditched class for beach days at Zuma’s Tower 4 or Temescal’s Tower 26.

16. You discovered your allergies thanks to the Santa Ana winds.

17. You knew that the easiest place to take your driver’s test (regardless of where you lived) was in Winnetka.

18. You have lots of low-budget commercials permanently imprinted on your brain, including: “Yes, Cerritos Auto Square!”, “You’re killing me Larry!”, “You won’t get a lemon from Toyota of Orange!” and “Keyes, Keyes, Keyes, Keyes on Van Nuys!”

19. You still have Chick Hearn’s end-of-game mantra memorized: “This game's in the refrigerator: the door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cooling, the butter's getting hard and the Jell-O’s jigglin'!”

20. You attended birthday parties at Castle Park, Ultra Zone and the UCLA arcade (RIP).

21. You used to walk to Thrifty for a square-shaped scoop of ice cream that was only 25 cents. Now you shell out $1.99 at Rite Aid just for the nostalgia.

22. You hiked Runyon before it was #selfie central.

23. You learned social networking pre-Facebook by maintaining at least one friend in private or public school who could connect you to that whole other world of parties, drama and makeout opportunities.

24. You thought—and maybe still think—that Grad Night at Disneyland was the pinnacle of your teenage years.

25. You were afraid to drive on the freeways for years after the Northridge earthquake.

26. You’ve seen at least one of your childhood friends on TV.

27. You loved going to movies and getting approached by someone with a clipboard to sign you up for a test screening. Getting paid to watch a movie? Cha-ching.

28. You can always call out what TV shows get wrong about L.A. (We’re talking to you, 90210. Beverly Hills High School is not walking distance from the beach. It will take you at least 30 minutes—probably more—in traffic to drive there.)

29. You will forever miss Chasen’s, Hamburger Hamlet, Junior’s and Ed Debevic's. At least you can still go to the Apple Pan.

30. You first learned how to multitask while driving.

31. You tell people you grew up in L.A., even if you really grew up in Palos Verdes, the SGV, North OC, Ventura County...