1. A kitsch jungle playground in Topanga
This house, which calls itself a Pirates of the Caribbean getaway, is a lot, me hearties. It’s all tiki and seashells and laser lights, with Jungle Cruise-meets-Indiana Jones decor (and a questionable teepee). But we legitimately love the lush flora and general vibe—just make sure your tolerance for kitsch is strong. There's 73 photos for you to fawn over. From the practical side, it sleeps two and there's a sauna.