The best butts at The Metropolitan Museum of Art
This Roman copy of a much older Greek bronze is not only half-assed, it has a gigantic stick up its ass.
It's time for Jesus to sort out who's been naughty and who's been nice in this Last Judgment scene where the damned are being given the bum's rush out of heaven.
This ancient Cycladic statue puts a very old spin on junk in the trunk.
In this mythological scene, Venus is trying to stop Adonis from going off to the hunt, but he wants to leave her behind.
Crack is most certainly not whack in this African sculpture.
This version of The Judgment of Paris depicts the story as a booty pageant.
While the Emperor's tuchus is left exposed in this suit of armor, the same can't be said for his schwanz.
Baby's got back (and front) in this rendering of a Parisian prostitute.
Yes this figure of Perseus is sculpted in stone, but he still has buns of steel.
We've got only one word for this: Badonkadonk.