Dominique Ansel is hosting a six-day, all-you-can-eat pie extravaganza

If Arya Stark has taught me anything, it's that no slice of pie comes without a price—unless that pie comes from Dominique Ansel. 

On Wednesdays and Thursdays in September (specifically September 13, 14, 20, 21, 27 and 28), the bakery that unleashed the Cronut upon humanity will offer unlimited slices of nine pie variations, along with ice cream and mulled wine to top it all off. Yes, that's a lot of pie to eat, but we have faith in you. The bakery will host three sessions each night, and tickets for the dessert nirvana cost $50. 

Passes for Pie Night are available at noon on Monday, August 28 via Resy. Brace yourself: these pies will be more satisfying than an Olive Snook special (with the secret filling).