The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant

A guide to (and lots of photos of) the contest dedicated to the celebration of Brooklyn’s best teeny weenies

Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant
Photograph: Constance & Eric

There are lots of memorable sights in New York—the skyline, for example, or Manhattanhenge or perhaps Central Park in the fall. But there are few sights as likely to remain burned in the retinas as the annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant. Here's information about the infamous contest, as well as photos from each year. Do we really need to say NSFW?

What is the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant?

Well, it’s a pageant celebrating small penises. What were you expecting? The event sees eight under-endowed participants braving four rounds: formal wear, swimwear, talent and a Q&A.

Where is the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant?

The event takes place at Kings County Saloon in Bushwick, which can be found at 1 Knickerbocker Avenue, Brooklyn, 11237.

Smallest Penis in Brooklyn

R.I.P. Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant
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R.I.P. Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant

What it was like to judge that tiny penis pageant
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What it was like to judge that tiny penis pageant

Brooklyn's Smallest Penis Pageant returns bigger (and smaller) than ever
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Brooklyn's Smallest Penis Pageant returns bigger (and smaller) than ever

Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant photos

See very NSFW photos from the 2015 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant
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See very NSFW photos from the 2015 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant

Contestants vied for the title of the most poorly-endowed-and-proud at this year’s competition

See the photos from the 2014 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest
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See the photos from the 2014 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn contest

The city’s least visually impressive pageant is back with some more truly tiny tiddlers

Check out photos from the 2013 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant
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Check out photos from the 2013 Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant

A Bushwick drinkery crowns a grand-prize wiener at the first-ever Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant