Moths in your wallet? Ants in your pants? Bliss offers a discount "full body massage" for a very small wad. Full body massages (including body sliding) at Bliss are concluded with "an ending that has to be experienced to be believed" - interpret that how you will.
Rates start at $140 for a half hour and $200 for the full hour including complimentary spa. There are plenty of swishy massage rooms to choose from, or you can upgrade to a spa room. 'Extras' can be negotiated between client and masseuse; speaking of which, you have a choice of a multicultural bevy of ladies ranging from 'gorgeous Japanese' to 'English rose'. Couples rates start at $300/hour.
104 Crown Street