Porkys Nite Spot (CLOSED)

Now this is what you think of when you think “strip joint”. Let other venues offer classy erotic entertainment, fine dining or the slightest patina of sophistication: Porkys revels in its sleazy, seedy charm. You know what they offer? Naked ladies, that’s what: on a stage, getting their kit off. It’s open almost 24 hours seven days (and the simple question “what sort of a venue would find it profitable to provide boobs at 7am on a Tuesday?” should give you a sense of its clientele). You want the authentic Cross strip experience? It’s right here, buddy.