Because the club is most certainly jumpin', jumpin'.
Once a month the dance floor of Freda’s is converted into a sweaty R'n'B power-club thanks to gal-pal DJ collective Shoop! Choosing direct idolatry over pressing shuffle on random 'urban' playlists, the nights are themed according to key players of the genre.
Having already conjured the power of Usher, Janet Jackson, Missy Elliot, Ashanti and Ja Rule, this weekend turns its belly-chains towards the independent woman power of Destiny's Child.
Shoop will be using 10-11pm as a Beyoncé hour of power, playing back-to-back hits from the queen. And, Freda's will flinging a themed pizza special all night long.
As is customary, the best dressed gets a bottle of prosecco, so start piping yourself into your most bootylicious jeans and buy headscarves in a pack of three, dressing the part is a sure-fire way to pick up bug-a-boos.