Metro One Kebab, Pizza and Pide

Metro One is a noisy, packed little kebab shop on a busy stretch of Liverpool Road in Ashfield, run, apparently, by nannas.

Here at Metro One, you can get your HSP in not one but four different sizes, the biggest of which costs $50 for something as big as a 15" pizza box. But the smallest one, seriously, will easily feed two. We get a mix of dönerbeef and chicken, and ask for the cheese. It has to be said that our HSP is made by a bunch of nannas, making the whole experience an adorable one. The cheese properly melts into stringy – albeit flavourless – goodness onto the hot, crisp chips. The chicken is real meat and is served in juicy hunks. The beef is crisp edged and the chilli sauce in the 'Holy Trinity' of sauces packs a punch in chilli heat. AND they even write 'HSP :)' on the underside of the lid of the box in barbecue sauce, smiling at us when we see it. Ahh, nannas