Adult World bills itself as a supermarket-style shopping experience for sexy, sexy products, with everything from fetishwear to toys and porn. It's not fancy, but it comprehensively does the job.
With Ron Jeremy spruiking on their website and new product review videos by the comely Ms T, Club X is aiming itself at the mainstream, porn-lovin' straight market. And that's fine: the range is extensive and the decor cheeky, perfect for guys who want to maintain the fiction that they're only coming in for a laugh, nothing else, honest.
It's Ryde's home of sexy good times, specialising in adult fun for men and women of all proclivities. And it has a puntacular name – everyone loves that, right?
Luvstuff is a porn store, yes, but a quick Google will also reveal that it's a popular cruising venue for guys - if you're keen on a dude-dude hookup in the inner west, it may be worth (ahem) swinging by.
The MaXXX Black philosophy is simple: they like to keep it classy. That's not to say that they aren't replete with all sorts of marvellously dirty and sexy equipment, but that they have gone to some design-heavy lengths to ensure that the place is all about a safe, fun space for their customers, regardless of gender or sexuality. To that end, the tend toward the pricier, high-quality end of the spectrum as befits its Newtown location.
This nicely decked-out store stocks fantasy costumes ranging from the usual nurse outfit through to cavewoman, she-pirate and naughty nun's habit. When you're done playing dress-up downstairs, a short flight of stairs will unveil every manner of dildo, 'fauxgina' and inflatable doll.
One of Sydney's best and most aptly named adult stores, The Toolshed, serves up some of the most creative and imaginative objects destined for the orifice of your choice. From Mould Your Own Pussy kits and deluxe double-ended dildos, through to porn classics such as Shaving Ryan's Privates and Edward Penishands, the Toolshed is all about bringing Sydney's sexy back.
Turn it into a party
We love a game of Mr & Mrs – or Mrs & Mrs – but even the most inspired of hens parties tend to follow the same tired routine. Shake up the agenda and do something unexpected. The bride-to-be will thank you.