Tel Aviv has got it all: sex, drugs, and rock n roll...but most importantly, sex. While there are plenty of fish in the sea, it can be tough to reel in the perfect catch worthy of spending your entire Shabbat with. Nonetheless, it's important to put yourself out there, whether that be at one of Tel Aviv's top pickup bars or at an awkward speed dating night laced in romance and regrets. That's why we've rounded up everything Time Out has on dating, relationships, and being single–from the scandalous to the dark & twisty–to guide you on your ventures. Et voilà: the good, the bad, and the ugly truths of sex & dating in Israel.
The single life
Single and ready to mingle: how (else) to navigate Tel Aviv's nightlife while single
[a continuation of 'single and ready to mingle' part 1...] Every day, young people from all over Israel migrate from their safe homes to single bedroom apartments, with old beds, smelly refrigerators, and dreams of forming a punk band with a female drummer to keep them warm at night. But the biggest dream of all – as represented through generations of pop culture from "Annie Hall" to "Sex and the City" – is to fall in love in the big city...or at least gain a fair amount of sexual experience that you can fondly recall to your frightened grandson in the future. Today, it seems as though the opportunities for meeting people are endless; the bars magically appear in every corner of the city like baby cockroaches, dating apps dominate the Smartphones of every self-respecting 8-year-old, and Facebook has long since redefined what was once called "self-representation," whereby hitting on someone now merely constitutes "liking" one of their selfies-with-a-cat. But alas, some would say that Tinder and other dating apps seem to keep us farther away from each other. Personally, I miss the good old 90's, when you could ditch remedial math class just to hang out at Dizengoff Center and get to know your future boyfriend in a poster store of soft metal bands. So I decided to take one for the team and go out on an investigation on the scandalous streets of Tel Aviv grilling innocent single bystanders about their most embarrassing dating stories, and their favorite dating ap
The 21 toughest things about being single in Tel Aviv
As we learnt from our speed dating article, being single ain’t all sunshine and lollypops (or free meals and multiple orgasms to be politically correct). It’s a mad world out there, especially for those lone wanderers still looking for Mr. Right (or as the wise Carrie Bradshaw once put it: Mr. Big). Here are a handful of reasons why it sucks to be single in the White City. 1. A sloppy one-night stand with the cute boy from Jerusalem turns into a weekend-long event (since buses don’t run on Shabbat and he’d rather “spend time with you” than brave a sweaty, over-stuffed sherut ride back). 2. The third date qualifies as an appropriate time to meet your date’s parents over a family Shabbat dinner (second if they really like you). 3. Hearing about the incredible apartment your married friends are looking at in the city center — one they can actually afford because they're splitting rent — while you’re paying double for a studio in HaKerem. You thought rent was expensive in Manhattan? 4. Because Tel Aviv is small, you keep bumping into your exes, only to find out that each of them has recently gotten engaged. There’s a reason you blocked them all on Facebook. 5. There is always some beautiful bride-and-groom combination taking wedding photos on the beach at sunset. All you want to do is go for an evening run without being reminded of just how dreadfully single you are. © Shutterstock 6. Netflix recently got a new feature that not only suggests movies
Let's make a date
The need for speed – my first time speed dating in Tel Aviv
It was a regular day at the Time Out offices (typing, sneezing and dreaming of lunch), when my co-worker suggested the speed dating night that she had seen somewhere on Facebook. I had just broken up with yet another boyfriend and thought the concept was absolutely hilarious. When I found out that the event was set at the Hipsters new headquarters: Beit Hapsanter (piano house), I knew it was fate. Speed dating for snobbish hipsters that don’t have money, use Tinder ironically and would never admit their loneliness, yet cry themselves to sleep? I just had to investigate. If not for myself, then for the magazine. © Ariel Efron My editor-in-chief sent me off with an assignment to participate and a(n empty) promise that love awaited me around the corner. Then again, she's an ex-model, and as kindergarten socializing taught me: God favors the pretty ones. For me, modern dating is like shopping on eBay; you can choose you product in the internet up to the most specific details: color, size, price and if he emotionally connects to Gilmore girls. You dream about it, and develop hopes for days. Then, when you finally get to meet for the first time, it’s always a disappointment. © Ariel Efron A few days before my first speed date night, the nerves started to kick in, so I called in for backup: my old friend, Tamari, whom with I've shared many lovely memories of drunken strolls down Allenby Street, like the time we physical
Basic instinct: Tel Aviv nightlife's top five pickup spots
You can wander along Dizengoff Street, the Tel Aviv Port, or Rothschild Boulevard and come across endless alternatives to Tinder-ing, but when time is of the essence, zone in on one of these tried-and-true pickup spots - all of which are guaranteed to be hot zones for flirty shenanigans and midnight barstool make out sessions. Here’s a look at the best pickup bars and clubs that are part of the Tel Aviv nightlife scene.
Locals on love and other drugs
Since Valentine’s Day is really just an excuse to dole out the shekels on last-minute kitschy gifts, over-priced multi-course meals and uncomfortable lingerie, we decided to profile 10 locals on the stuff everybody actually wants to talk about: kinky fetishes, dating deal breakers and where to get drunk on V-Day. ■ Photos by Ilya Melnikov The Sex Pot: Adi Sasson © Ilya melnikov Age: 28 Profession: Telecaster for radio station 103; Manager at Rothschild 12 Relationship status: Single and livin’ it up (“I’ve been single all my life”) How do you gauge if you want to spend time with someone? First we have sex, and if it’s good, we’ll see. When was the last time you had sex? Yesterday. I don’t remember his name. Weirdest sexual experience? I had a threesome with my two best friends. In the middle of having sex the two of them got into a fight over something. Needless to say, we’re not friends anymore. Deal breaker? Ugly shoes (Crocs, Teva, those nasty brown boots, etc.). If a guy is wearing good shoes, I’ll totally sleep with him. When did you lose your virginity? 18. How many men have you slept with? Maybe a million. Most romantic date? Once a guy drove all the way to Tiberias to pick me up for a date in Tel Aviv [it’s a 3.5 hour drive]. What happened? We had sex twice. Once in the car and once back at my apartment. Do you believe in love? I did, but only for a short time. It always has an end. Valentine’s Day plans? Last y
Small country, plenty of fish - @whitecityboy (s)exposes gay online dating in Israel
If there's anything good about so many available dating sites and apps, it's that online dating is no longer considered taboo. Of course it's annoying when our friends cling to their phones obsessing over a potential date, and sure, it's not easy to concentrate on all the beauties Israel has to offer while traveling around, when the "incoming message" folder is on fire. We blush, we explain ourselves, we might even say a white lie or two, but let's face it: Israel might be a small country, but there are plenty of fish in the sea, especially when it comes to gay dating apps. The Lovebirds "Not into hookups - only serious guys!" - says the description on their Grindr profile, which of course most people won't read at all. Unwanted "xxx pics" and booty calls are part of the game, but these guys often express how much they loathe gay dating society, they refuse to engage in casual hook ups, and if they find out you are a tourist they won't even engage because for them separation means complications. Their profile picture shows a nice guy wanting to share love - but their high expectations and lack of spontaneity often pushes them away from finding the one who they could make the dream come true with. The Playful Couples Poor ever-busy Tel Aviv couples with overrun schedules, simply not having the time to even squeeze in a quickie between a brunch and a meeting. They are forced to look for convenience outside of their relationship. Some of the long term partners have a rep
10 euphoric establishments to take a first date in Tel Aviv
Searching for romance in the White City can feel as useless as searching for meaning in a Pauly Shore movie. However, when you find that special someone – whether through an impulsive (possibly accidental) right swipe or running shirtless along the beaches of Tel Aviv – it’s important to make a lasting first impression. Time Out tried out all the Tel Aviv restaurants, wine bars, (and eligible bachelor/ettes) in search of the best places to take that new potential suitor. Quiet ambiance: check, mood lighting: check, liquid confidence: check. Describe your perfect date... via GIPHY
Time warp! Travel back in time with these retro date ideas in Tel Aviv & Jerusalem
This just in: technology is taking over the world! Whether it’s Tinder that brought you two together or obsessive texting during the first date that broke you apart, modern dating has stripped away the last human scraps of Millennial intimacy. Whatever happened to a good old-fashioned picnic – checkered tablecloth and all? Or a romantic paddle boat ride down the Yarkon River? Instead of spending your evening swiping right, paddle left. Instead of being nose deep in your Samsung screen, dive into a bag of popcorn at a drive-in movie. We’re taking you back in time to an older era – a better era – for a blast from the admirable past with these vintage date ideas.
Tel Aviv’s classiest wine bars
Not everyone is cut out for the crazy Tel Aviv nightlife scene. Or perhaps they were at one point – back in the day of the dinosaur – but years of thirsty Thursdays, cocktail hours and drinking one’s way down Dizengoff can get the best of you. Just like with wine, when it comes to people, "good things come with age" too. And these good things include quieter, more romantic, evenings with a larger selection of fine Israeli wines that don’t come from a box. There’s no better way to unplug after a stressful workday than at one of Tel Aviv’s top wine bars, pairing some bubbly with Israeli chef-quality cuisine.
10 creative date ideas when you're on a Tel Aviv budget
It's Tuesday night. You've finally recovered from that two-day post-weekend hangover that made Sunday and Monday a blur. Everything after the lineup at Sputnik is hazy, yet you somehow stumbled home (barely) alive at 7 a.m. Did you even go into the offic–Bzzzz...your thoughts are interrupted by a Whatsapp message from a "Matan": "Hey. Had so much fun at the club the other night. When can I see you again?" Matan? Matan? Matan! Right, he was nice, a decent dancer, and really into Jameson...sold! Except for one minor thing: you're broke. Matan runs a Start-Up and you're a little embarrassed by your salary so it's time to get creative with some first (but hopefully not last) date ideas that are either free or very cheap to match your budget.
10 relationship arguments you'll have at least once in Israel this summer
It's hot. You're bothered. The insatiable Middle Eastern heat has not only put a damper on your style, it has put a damper on your relationship as well. While these may not be relationship deal breakers, you're puppy love is bound to be interrupted by casual 'tiffs while braving Israel's long, drawn-out summer. Don't ditch your partner just yet. Buckle up, and take a deep breath because you're in it for the long haul. Just remember: what doesn't kill you, makes you (both?) stronger. The Clammy Palm Predicament. There's nothing more romantic than walking hand-in-hand along the beach with the Mediterranean sunset as your backdrop, right? Wrong. Trying to hold onto your partner's sweaty, moist palm is more cringe-worthy than the word 'moist' itself. What did I do to deserve this? The 'Bussing It' Battle. One of you has had enough of the broiling heat, the other refuses to spend NIS 5.90 on a five-minute bus ride. No one will win. The Sunscreen Squabble. One is positive they won't burn, even if it's Eilat and the sun is ten times stronger. The other insists on a coat of spray, a thick layer of SPF-50, and 30 minutes of waiting for it to soak in before leaving the hotel room. The Ice Cream Standoff. While one partner desperately wants Anitas gelato, the other just can't will themselves to cross the line of fire...aka screaming children + stick chocolaty fingers = a white T-shirt's worst enemy. The Florentin Fight. One of you wants to hit the tourist-packed beac
From intercultural relationships, to differences in age, race and religion, how relationships function in a world grown inarticulate about intimacy is something well worth exploring. Israel’s particular cultural landscape can be overwhelming and finding out how couples from different backgrounds date, mate and relate in such a diverse society is positively thrilling. Here's a host of “mixed” couples (half Israeli/half non-Israeli) on how they make it work: SARAH VANUNU, 32, FROM SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA, MEDIA RELATIONS AND PR ELI VANUNU, 38, FROM HAIFA, ISRAEL, XOPHONIST "Oooooh, I tell you what,” Sarah Vanunu says, sitting in the late-December sunshine, smoothing her jeans over her knees. “You told me on the first date,” she turns to her husband Eli, “that you would know the person you would end up marrying a week after meeting them.” We’re sitting around their kitchen table in the heart of Florentine. “And it happened,” Eli’s face lights up, “I proposed after eight days.” It’s Tu B’shvat 2004, and Sarah’s a week away from finishing her six-week backpacking stint on an extended Birthright tour in Israel. She’s at a jazz gig in Jerusalem when she meets Eli, “so tell me three things about yourself, two truths, one lie,” Sarah recounts Eli’s first instructions, and they sat playing this game back and forth all night. They managed to cram what normal couples do in months of dating into eight days: they travelled to Sinai, went for dinners, and visited his family in Haifa for Shabba