‘Is it just me who thinks bread is sexy?’
‘That was before I was on hand gels.’
‘I fancied Idris Elba more when he was the bull in “Zootropolis”.’
‘I’m always on a prawn vibe.’
‘You get to the point where you can fit a whole meerkat in you and it’s time for a warthog.’
‘It’s costing me £70 a week every day.’
‘Sorry I’m late – I had a bran flake explosion in my bag.’
‘I overdosed on turmeric lattes once.’
‘Bring me someone who only eats two-finger KitKats and I will kill them.’
‘I need to seriously offset my carbon emissions.’
‘Married life is exactly the same as unmarried life, except that people keep asking, “How’s married life?”’
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