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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

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James Manning
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‘Is it just me who thinks bread is sexy?’

‘That was before I was on hand gels.’

‘I fancied Idris Elba more when he was the bull in “Zootropolis”.’

‘I’m always on a prawn vibe.’

‘You get to the point where you can fit a whole meerkat in you and it’s time for a warthog.’

‘It’s costing me £70 a week every day.’

‘Sorry I’m late – I had a bran flake explosion in my bag.’

‘I overdosed on turmeric lattes once.’

‘Bring me someone who only eats two-finger KitKats and I will kill them.’

‘I need to seriously offset my carbon emissions.’

‘Married life is exactly the same as unmarried life, except that people keep asking, “How’s married life?”’


Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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