‘I only ever eat McDonald’s on Monday and Tuesday. Not every Monday and Tuesday. But only on Monday and Tuesday.’
‘Cucumbers just ruin everything.’
‘I’ve chewed pens my whole life and I’ve never had worms.’
‘Don’t mansplain pizza to me.’
‘I ate so many eggs this weekend. I feel like a chick’s going to hatch in my belly.’
‘You can shit in the bath, but that doesn’t make it a toilet.’
‘I’d love to go to a women’s prison. They’re so supportive of one another.’
‘I like nun movies!’
‘I don’t know – she’s probably looking at fucking kittens again.’
‘I’d much rather talk about dicks than about work.’
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