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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

James Manning

‘He’s always on. He’s like Alexa.’

‘The inside of my bag looks like the inside of my mind.’

‘Seriously, there’s a lot of creativity in Excel.’

‘The day I cancel a drink is the day I might as well be dead.’

‘I’ve cracked. I feel like Carol Vorderman.’

‘That’s when you get the most from a Skittle: when there are 100 in your mouth in one go.’

‘I may sound stupid, but how do you even make a cake?’

‘Whatever. I don’t have to explain myself to you. My bed sheets smell fine.’

‘I don’t want to date an accountant because I don’t think they’d be able to find my clit.’

‘I’ve never had a bad gravy experience.’

‘My birthday is on Brexit.’

Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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