‘I split up with my girlfriend over a chihuahua.’
‘You know my gran missed my birthday ’cos she was having a fag?’
‘He doesn’t follow anyone on Instagram. Who does he think he is, the Pope?’
‘I hate Yeezys, but there’s money to be made.’
‘How are chickpeas born?’
‘The whole house smelled of butter. Vomit butter.’
‘She’s going glamping. She’s carpeted her tent.’
‘It was like liquid gold… but brown.’
‘Well, I don’t drink and I don’t smoke, so I think I’m entitled to a bit of KFC every now and then.’
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