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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

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‘Yeah, I really want to go to Viagra Falls.’

‘When I get anxious, my breath smells.’

‘I didn’t want to give him my turkey slices, but I saw him looking so I conceded.’

‘The Yellow Pages is so retro.’

‘I am Scottish, but I’ve only been to Scotland once.’

‘The vegans are fine – it’s the gluten-free mob I can’t be doing with.’

‘I don’t want to take my worms to YouTube.’

‘So I had to “hello and kind regards” him as if I’d never choked on his dick before.’

‘I never eat muffins, except on planes.’

‘He’s hurt his Achilles heel.’

‘I heard a baby squeal, and it was like a dog whistle to my ovaries.’


Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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