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‘That’s probably why she’s deaf, from all that chanting she does.’
‘You’ve got some food in your hair. Oh, it’s just truffle mayo.’
‘I’ve only got a two-inch Princess Margaret and I can’t hang her above the kitchen window.’
‘You can be vegan in your next life.’
‘You would not believe how much vomit a Primark bag can hold.’
‘I’d rather you didn’t lick my meat, thank you.’
‘I am so insulted. It’s your dog’s birthday and you can’t even be there.’
‘I love going downstairs. Gravity is your friend.’
‘If I had to choose, I’d go for Nemo’s dad, Marlin. I think he’d be really caring and a gentle lover.’
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