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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

James Manning

‘If I was deaf and all I could listen to was Giggs, I wouldn’t be sad.’

‘I thought that was Thanos, but it’s just Michael Eavis.’

‘I really want a tattoo but I’m not sure what to get, so I’m just getting fillers.’

‘I salt my food with his tears.’

‘Nothing screams “approaching your thirties” like a sleeveless gilet.’

‘You must stop reproducing – it’s got completely out of hand.’

‘Live and let Lidl.’

‘When I was pregnant I craved dog food.’

‘I wonder how many people would have to click in unison for it to be heard from outer space.’

‘This is the last time I’m talking about keto in 2019.’

Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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