‘We need a work internet and a pleasure internet.’
‘If I was a millennial, I’d take a photograph of that.’
‘I’ve got a large umbrella, and when I walk down the Strand, I prong everyone.’
‘I’m going to start buying sourdough when we move to Teddington.’
‘Freedom or cock… It’s a hard choice.’
‘Hinge? More like unhinged.’
‘There’s a dog on my street that I’ve mistaken twice for a floating plastic bag.’
‘I didn’t know you had to wait a year until your next birthday.’
‘I love touching up post. My nan used to do it too.’
‘Oh God, I’ve been spelling “covfefe” wrong all this time.’
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