‘When people get old, they like pens.’
‘She’s gone a bit “Apocalypse Now”.’
‘I would kill a squirrel for a line.’
‘Do Sims go through the menopause?’
‘I’m an absolute bellend for highlighting and bolding.’
‘I’m not going to change just for the chickens!’
‘I was conceived in Portugal, so I’m basically Portuguese.’
‘No, don’t lick the train!’
‘I think I’ve watched too much “Love Island”. Last night I dreamt I gave birth to Caroline Flack.’
‘I literally never travel without a banana.’
‘You can’t have everything. This isn’t Burger King.’
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