‘That must be, like, the gay Air Force.’
‘Do I know anyone in Romford? No way!’
‘I was so exhausted last night, I left most of a challah in an Uber.’
‘How am I supposed to get on the bus with two giant turtles?’
‘Why is everyone suddenly pregnant? It’s so weird.’
‘Do vegans eat meat?’
‘There were so many cobblestones. You should have seen the state of my brogues!’
‘I’m really pissed off because someone ate my sausages. They’re not in the public remit of the household!’
‘He really wants to get his lips done, but his mum won’t let him.’
‘I can’t tell if I’m hungry or just mouth-bored.’
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