‘The moral of the story is: don’t drink the goldfish water!’
‘I saw a guy playing electronic music using torches.’
‘You’re, like, literally the Australian Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen, though.’
‘Oh my God, I don’t care. Just pick an escalator.’
‘I bet Craig David goes quite well with ibuprofen.’
‘I bought this wallet in a limoncello factory in Sorrento.’
‘I’ll tell you the tool for eating pizza toppings: a fish knife!’
‘I’m not getting Amazon Prime just so they can deliver my kombucha.’
‘I’ve got to a point in life where I can only handle an Everyman.’
‘I thought it was a bong, but maybe it was just a terrarium.’
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