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Overheard in London: this week’s #wordonthestreet

By
James Manning
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‘Milan is too far to go for a blow job.’

‘I feel like I spend a lot of time on the tube looking at people’s weaves.’

‘Anyone who has tried hash browns knows they are the real stars of the show.’

‘I can’t remember  the last time I truly held a pen.’

‘It’s not disgusting. It just tastes of a lot of things.’

‘That’s not natural selection, that’s murder.’

‘I’ve got a pig-proof room.’

‘Oh God, I just snotted on my cashmere!’

‘I only go to restaurants where they leave the cheese at the table.’

‘I don’t wear rings. They make me feel like I’m wearing too many layers.’

‘It’s four degrees, man! It’s colder than in a fridge!’


Every week you share the weird things you’ve overheard in London. Above, a few perplexing snippets from the past seven days – don’t forget to tweet us your own!

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