‘Posh people get chlamydia too, you know.’
‘I hope they never lose that snake again. I can’t believe they found it in the cutlery drawer.’
‘He can’t live in Lewisham anymore. It’s just not working for him.’
‘I realised something the other day: I have the same eyes as Rihanna!’
‘Either put that sausage away or give it to me.’
‘I wish I wasn’t three-dimensional.’
‘Just because she’s not vegan it doesn’t mean she’s smart.’
‘I’ve been to Pudding Mill Lane DLR but I still don’t actually believe it exists.’
‘Every time it rained, we just went into Waitrose.’
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