‘Never mind stockpiling bog roll – I need to start stockpiling gin!’
‘I have to say, I’m acquiring a taste for the alphabet.’
‘He didn’t know an orange had skin until he was 22.’
‘On a positive note, I’ve got “Chandelier” by Sia stuck in my head.’
‘I can smell your Wispa. It smells great.’
‘The inside of that restaurant looks like a kidney.’
‘The cake will be retracted.’
‘I don’t mean to brag but I’ve been known to be wise from a really young age.’
‘There’s no age cap on a blanket fort.’
‘OMG, I thought that was me in that music video for a moment, with my old nose.’
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