Miami can be a tough puzzle to figure out. But with a few key tips and tricks, you’ll sidestep many of the traps 305 rookies often find themselves falling into. The right information can help you avoid nauseating restaurants, underwhelming clubs and getting ripped off in various ways. Instead, with our help, you’ll be eating at the best restaurants in Miami, dancing at the best South Beach clubs and saving some cash at one of the many free things to do in Miami. Act like a local; have fun like a tourist.
Miami travel tips
Planning on going clubbing? Be warned: if you show up at one of Miami’s major nightclubs at 11pm, it might just be you and the bartenders. Many Miami clubs don’t get going till well after midnight. And in the 24-hour district, at clubs such as Space, headlining DJs often won’t go on until 3am.
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Down in Little Havana—and everywhere in Miami, really—you’ll find Cuban coffee. But proceed with caution. Despite its adorable size, the cafecito packs a serious caffeine punch. One (or even half of one if you’re not a coffee-drinker) will do the trick.
Wear it! Love it! Never leave the house without it—especially if you happen to be from one of those climates with an actual winter. The Florida sun is no joke and getting scorched on your very first beach day is a good way to ruin the rest of your trip and look like a lobster in all your vacation pics.
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Occasionally, you’ll walk into a business or climb into an Uber where English is not an option. Relax. In Miami, people are used to using gestures and Spanglish to communicate when language won’t cut it. Don’t get flustered. We’re the Latin capitol of America—embrace it.
This is an obvious one for locals, but it’s easy to forget when you’re on vacation. Rush hour during the Miami work week (particularly bad from 4pm to 7pm on major highways) is real, and it’s best to plan your commute around it.
Ocean Drive is great for its sights, people watching and beaches—but it’s probably best to eat and drink elsewhere. The popular strip’s dining establishments (especially in the South Beach area) tend to be high on price and low on quality.
Many folks in the 305 will greet you with a kiss on the cheek—not a handshake. It’s a Latin thing and can sometimes catch a gringo with personal space issues off guard. Just follow the other person’s lead and you’ll be fine.
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It is not rare for places in Miami—especially on Miami Beach—to include a 15 or 18 percent tip on your tab. Most ethical establishments will warn you as they hand you your check. But less ethical businesses will leave it up to you to double check you’re not leaving a 40 percent tip.
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Miami is now pretty ripe with Citi Bike stations and other rentable wheels. It can be a great way to cruise around on a nice day (check out Key Biscayne or Lummus Park for some prime riding) but take note: we are not the most bike-friendly city. Cars are pushy and accidents happen. Use the bike lanes and don’t place too much trust in motorists to make the right decision.
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Parking is expensive, especially in high-traffic areas like South Beach, Wynwood and Brickell. In Miami Beach, street parking is $4/hour, so we advise finding the nearest lot where parking will run you anywhere from $1/hour to a $20 flat fee for the day. In Brickell and Downtown, it works the other way around with metered parking costing less than a parking garage. Be warned: some private lots will boot your car if you exceed your limit.
The material was officially banned from Miami-Dade public parks (including our beaches) in the summer of 2017. In Miami Beach, it’s technically illegal for restaurants to even use Styrofoam when serving customers. So remember when packing that picnic. If you get caught breaking the ban, you could get fined.
We know how tempting it is to get behind the wheel of a convertible and cruise the streets of Miami. But while you’re joyriding, people next to you or most likely rushing to work or going about their regular lives in the city. Distracted drivers are bound to get honked at, cut off, flicked off or, worst, into accidents. Mind the road and especially keep an eye out for red-light cameras. They will get you.
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It’d be a shame if you came to Miami and didn’t catch some live music. The reliable choices are Ball & Chain for Latin and Churchill’s Pub for grimy rock and punk. Both proudly put on live music seven days a week. Ball & Chain also never has a cover, though Churchill’s sometimes will for bigger shows and their weekly Monday jazz nights.
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Along South Beach, the sidewalks are lined with street promoters and hostesses, usually handing out fliers for bars and clubs, promising two-for-one cocktails or free cover. Keep walking. If a place in Miami needs to employ such tactics, it’s not worth visiting.
It’s easy to wear down your credit card in any of the Lincoln Road or Design District shops. But if you’re looking to buy something with a little more personality (and less commas in the price tag) shop local. Hit up the monthly Miami Flea if the timing works out or peruse the mom-and-pop shops down on Calle Ocho.
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Sadly, unlike other countries and some American cities, Miami doesn’t allow open containers of alcohol in public places (including on the sand!). So it’s best not to stroll around with a beer in your hand unless you want to meet a real live Miami police officer.
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The international art show is responsible for the busiest week of Miami’s year. It generally happens during the first week of December and it’s probably the reason why you can’t seem to find a reasonable flight or hotel available during that time.
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