Australian Ballet 2016 season

Whether you’re a cheery Who from Whoville or a self-proclaimed Grinch, there’s no denying the festive season is upon us. And to kick things off in true Christmas spirit, Dr. Seuss’ most memorable villain is set to steal the stage at Hamer Hall, as the Melbourne Symphony Orchestra brings the holiday classic to life in concert from December 5-6. Across three special performances, revisit the iconic anti-hero on the big screen as Leonard Weiss conducts the sweeping score from James Horner, the Oscar-winning composer behind Titanic, Braveheart and Avatar. The music will be played live-to-picture, giving you the perfect excuse to swap your annual sofa watch for a night at one of Melbourne’s most magical venues.  Directed by Ron Howard, the 2000 live-action film of Dr. Seuss’ 1957 book stars Jim Carrey as the potbellied, green yeti with an attitude problem who ultimately learns the true meaning of Christmas in a wildly imaginative adaptation that honours the Seussian universe. Expect your heart to grow three sizes with a night at Dr. Seuss’ How the Grinch Stole Christmas in concert. Tickets range from $49 to $134. Get yours here. 

In exchange for legs, every step The Little Mermaid takes on land is agonising, like walking on broken glass. Too terrified to disappoint her father through failing to sell enough matchsticks, The Little Match Girl freezes to death in an alley. And in The Red Shoes, a girl must dance to her death for deigning to cherish the last gift bestowed by her late mother.  What, exactly, is revered fairytale-spinner Hans Christian Andersen’s beef with young women and their humble desire to merely exist in happiness and safety? Yeah, what's this guy's damage? An excellent question that cabaret goddess and all-round chimerical queen Meow Meow has pondered across a triptych of tantalising works. Each unpicks the thorny crown the dubious Dane imposed on the heart of his not-very-Disney fantasies.  Our voyage began with absurdly comic diva Meow Meow’s 2011 spin on The Little Match Girl. Continuing five years later with The Little Mermaid, it’s been a long road to reach the crowning glory, but by golly was it worth the inordinate, near-decade-long wait. What’s the gist and who’s involved in Meow Meow’s The Red Shoes? Directed by Kate Champion, whose work lives up to that sterling surname, Meow Meow’s The Red Shoes opens on a great big pile of trash. Heaped on the left-hand side of the Merlyn stage by whip-smart set and costume designer Dann Barber, the detritus of capitalism’s ghosts includes boxy TVs, old speakers, an abandoned fridge and a rubbery tyre, all ashen as if this is a...