Or maybe you are a huge fan who knows that these acts are way more wonderful than their one-hit status might imply.
Take Limahl – the lead singer of new romantics Kajagoogoo, whose spectacular hairdos left Bowie's Goblin King in the dust, and who had a hit with 'Too Shy'.
Or Canadian new wavers Men Without Hats: 'Safety Dance' was their moment in the sun, but their hard-edged synthesiser pop influenced generations to come.
Californian Martika headlines the show and no doubt will play songs like 'Toy Soldiers' and her version of Carole King's 'I Feel the Earth Move'. Berlin will play the Top Gun theme, Katrina from Katrina and the Waves will sing 'Walking on Sunshine', and Paul Lukakis will seranade you with the charming suggestion, 'Boom Boom (Let's Go Back to My Room)'. And remember Stacey Q of 'Two of Hearts' fame? Yep, she's in too.
They'll be joined by Australian acts Wa Wa Nee ('Stimulation') and Real Life ('Send Me an Angel' – a number one hit in Germany, BTW).