From the minute you set foot in Blakes' foyer, you'll be transported – their dark, dramatic decor oozes the kind of glamour found in movies and fashion ads. Just the ticket to aid any romantic fantasy. Splash out on the Signature Double, which comes in eight different opulent themes, but if you need help choosing, opt for the Venetian elegance of 'Josephine' (the bed resembles a gondola) or the 'Romantic Four-Poster', which has a burnt ash and burgundy colour scheme and so many drapes you're guaranteed to overdose on intimacy.
If there's one thing you only learn as an adult, it's that being naughty is way more fun than being nice (sorry Santa). This is more so when you're in a hotel room. No clue why though. Ahem. So, if you fancy a little slap 'n' tickle in Soho or hanky panky in Hoxton, you've come to the right place. No judgment here.
For some, the idea alone of a hotel room tips the sexy scale. But it's these places with added extras that will take your sex life from run-of-the-mill missionary to a full-on wild workout. Phew. So save the romantic hotels in London for another time and turn up the heat and get steamy with our selection of the best naughty hotels in the capital. Thank us later.
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