Few things scream sexy so much as a secret and South Place has two. One is the aptly named Secret Garden, their rooftop bar that boasts a surprise oasis with a waterfall, palm trees and a retractable roof. The other is their Prohibition era-inspired speakeasy Le Chiffre, a sleek salon named after the Bond villain, with cute cocktails that look good enough to eat (and often are). Events are hosted regularly here, from live DJs to boozy pop-ups, so you can party the night away staggering distance from your bed. You’ll be happy to know that all rooms come with at least a king-size bed and baths big enough for two, but if you save up for Suite 610 you’ll be in for a real treat. This one-bed apartment is huge, open plan and has a glass-sided bath (as well as a separate marble en suite). Ooh la la.
If there's one thing you only learn as an adult, it's that being naughty is way more fun than being nice (sorry Santa). And this is particularly emphasised when you're in a hotel room. No idea why. Ahem. So if you're in the market for a bit of slap 'n' tickle in Soho or hanky panky in Hoxton, you've come to the right place. For some, the mere fact of a hotel room is enough to tip the sexy scale, but it’s the added extras that will take your sex life from run-of-the-mill missionary to a full-on wild workout (if only for the night). So set aside the romantic hotels for the night and turn up the heat with our selection of the best naughty hotels in London.
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