The only thing better than a haunted attraction? A haunted attraction on a giant boat with its own haunted history. Out of all the haunted houses I’ve visited, Dark Harbor is the sleeper hit for me. Last year, after driving 40 miles from the Valley to Long Beach on a Sunday night, the stakes were pretty high—I couldn’t imagine any Halloween attraction feeling worth that drive. I was wrong. Planning a return visit this year was my top Halloween time priority.
Starting at the entrance, where you walk through a graveyard, the production design wows. It only gets more impressive in Voodoo: The Queen’s Curse, a returning maze this year set in a decayed bayou with Pirates of the Caribbean vibes. Each maze actually exceeded my expectations, but you can’t miss the ones on the ship itself: Lullaby (complete with scary little girls), Infirmary (medical horror) and the new Shipwrecked: Brace for Impact, where ghostly sailors bark orders and hurry you through corridors. You’ll walk through some truly terrifying scenes as you traverse the ocean liner. The dark, cramped confines of the Queen Mary are already pretty spooky even without monsters, and dodging scare actors throughout the old pool, staterooms and hallways adds to the authenticity of the scares. All the mazes here are long, too, and the lines move quickly.
I love a good carnival, and Dark Harbor feels like a carnival for adults (it’s recommended for ages 13 and older). So when you tire of the terror, take a spin on some rides, sip spirits at secret speakeasies (including some in the bowels of the ship) and catch spooky live entertainment (I couldn’t tear my eyes away from the fire dancers). And the food is a fairground dream: Think baskets of fresh churros, pizza, loaded fries, Dubai-chocolate-covered strawberries and cocktails served in fishbowls or green alien sippy cups as long as your arm. The make-your-own-s’mores stations are a fun touch, too.
Select nights through Nov 1. Tickets start at $48.















