Lux

Fitted out in decadent 'Las Vegas-meets-Melbourne' decor (think chandeliers, plush booths and a gleaming dance floor), Lux is upping the luxury club stakes on the south side. Strap on your sequinned heels on Fridays for a night of disco, '80s and '90s hits, or leave your expectations at the door on Saturdays, where anything goes. There are hoops, birdcages and a stage on the ground floor, and word has it, a steady stream of talented burlesque and circus performers waiting to use them.