Win passes, merch and more for Melbourne’s raunchiest museum before the season ends

We’re saying farewell to the Museum of Desire with an epic (and cheeky) prize pool
Museum of Desire photo wall
Photograph: Supplied | Museum of Desire
By Caitlyn Todoroski for Time Out in association with the Museum of Desire
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Well, that’s all folks! Collingwood’s adults-only museum is ending its Melbourne season on May 17 so these are your last weeks to explore the spicy treasure trove. 

But it’s not all sad – the winner of  the People’s Choice Favourite Museum Exhibition at the 2025 Time Out Melbourne Arts & Culture Awards was only ever meant to be a six-month experiment. After 18 months, it’s time to celebrate everything from boob ball pits to kissing booths before it's gone. In anticipation of the season end on May 17, we’ve got an epic prize pool to dish out. 

Two lucky winners will score double passes to get saucy at the museum one last time, along with a Museum of Desire prize pack that includes a provocatively on-brand cap, jumper or hoodie, t-shirt or singlet, mirror, lip balm, keep cup, and ‘lovely lady’ pen. This is your last chance to get your hands on merch, so don’t say we didn’t warn you before you see the booby cup selling for thousands of dollars in 2069. Main prize winners will also score a $50 voucher to use at the bar (valid when open) and a double pass to glitzy Melbourne Spiegelhaus show ‘Late Night Vice’.

We’re also giving eight readers double passes to the Museum Of Desire to bring a little flirty fun to their May. Sounds intriguing? Enter below before midnight on May 8 to be in it to win it. FOMO got you by the balls? It should. Book tickets here before this devilish institution closes its doors on its Melbourne season.

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