Patch Café

Patch Cafe’s cuisine is inspired by the cave man diet, but we doubt pre-historic man got to eat food as pretty as this. Healthy breakfast options include a salad of kale, cauliflower, avocado, almond and a soft-boiled egg; bircher with apricots, coconut yoghurt and blueberries, or more hearty dishes such as the Cave Man: eggs, bacon, tomato, grass-fed sirloin, sweet potato fritter, silverbeet, kale and relish. Gain added smug points with a Patch Market juice, or cheat on your paleo self with a Code Black coffee. Even cave men need caffeine.