Manhor

Look boys, a real man takes care of both the suit AND what’s under it – so here’s where we send you off for some female-themed ‘beauty is pain’ style torture. According to their website, Manhor offers the ‘Metro Maybe’ men of Melbourne the ultimate, most luxurious way to polish their personal presentation. As you can tell from the not-so-serious name, Manhor isn't big on pretences. They'll sort you out wth a traditional cut throat shave for $50 and a haircut for the same price. Treat yourself to an express facial ($59) before the waxing begins – word has it that the full body rip for $190 isn't the easiest for our hairier readers.