The Old Alphington Swimming Pool
Commandeer a boat from Fairfield Boathouse ($24-$43/boat for the first hour, $5-$9/hour after) and paddle down to the old Alphington Swimming Pool site. The pool was closed in the ’60s and filled with silt, but at this quiet bend in the river, you’ll find a part-excavated monument, and a clearing beneath a sweet grove of oak trees. 1A View St, Alphington 3078.
Picnic match: Follow your seafaring with some Pirate Life Imperial India Pale Ale, with big, fresh, flavours in perfect balance. It’s a Gold Medal winner at the Australian International Beer Awards.