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What was he inking? Stephen Baldwin gets a Hannah Montana tat.

And you were worried that your kid might get a stupid tattoo. TMZ reports that Stephen Baldwin got branded with the letters H and M in a bid to guest star on Miley Cyrus's show. Apparently the conservative actor and the Disney diva are pals. Last year, he asked her if he could appear on Hannah Montana, and she agreed—provided that he tattoo himself with her character's initials. The pair bumped into each other earlier this week, and wouldn't you know it, Baldwin proudly showed off his new artwork.

So, what's the weirdest thing about this story? That Baldwin got the tattoo at some point during the past year and didn't bother telling Cyrus until he happened to run into her? That Baldwin gets work through dares instead of his agent? Or the fact that Baldwin and Cyrus are friends at all? (Frankly, that's a little creepy.)
Once Baldwin has filmed his guest spot (he's earned it!), we bet he'll go under the needle for a little cover-up. HM could be turned into a lot of things—remember, Johnny Depp changed "Winona Forever" to "Wino Forever," although we doubt Baldwin will be that clever. So may we make a suggestion? How about "Help Me"? That seems to fit the bill.

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