Cyclists, runners and walkers, watch out. We hate to be the bearers of bad news, but magpie swooping season has begun. If your heart starts racing at the thought of being stabbed in the eye or pecked on the scalp, you’re not alone.
Time Out Sydney's Estelle Dragan experienced this horror first-hand: “As a Brit in Sydney, I thought magpie swooping szn was just a charming old wives’ tale. Nature quickly corrected me – the magpie swooped me not once, but TWICE. The ”Birds swooping” warning sign later confirmed that Sydneysider magpies take their swooping very seriously. My dignity is still in recovery.”
Wanna dodge a swoop? Read on.
Has magpie swooping season started early?
Swooping season typically peaks in September, but thanks to global warming, our magpie mates have kickstarted their breeding ahead of time. Cyclists and runners (aka anything moderately-sized and fast-moving) are prime targets for the six-to-eight weeks following winter when the daring black-and-white birds build nests, incubate eggs and raise their young. They’ll stop at nothing to protect their chicks from suspecting passers-by, even if it ends in a bloody gash or swollen eye.
In good news, only eight to ten per cent of magpies actually swoop people. Even rarer are dive bombs that cause injury rather than just scaring you off.
What to do when a magpie swoops you?
Firstly, experts say to give magpies space during the mating season. This includes avoiding direct eye contact, as it can be seen as a challenge and may make magpies more aggressive.
Should you ever stumble into a flappy face-off, then be sure to walk calmly and briskly through the magpie’s turf. Gear up with shades, a hat, a helmet and an umbrella shield if you have to pass through the area again.
Dodging magpies on a bike is a sport in itself, and you’ll want to bedazzle your two-wheeler with flags and streamers or attach sticks to your helmet or backpack.
Also, don’t worry if you’re wearing silver jewellery – it’s a common myth that magpies are into shiny objects.
Can magpies remember people?
Magpies are clever birds and can remember people's faces. Because magpies tend to nest in the same spot every year, people who have been swooped before are more likely to be targeted again, according to ecologist Karl Hillyard. Eek. Qian Wang (pictured above) has been getting swooped for a couple of years now. His advice: "I now have my hoodie over my head while going through the area and that does the trick, as the magpie doesn't seem to know what to go for when it can't see any flesh from behind."
If you are a victim of swooping season this year, then consider yourself inducted into the Aussie bravery hall of fame. And next time, use this interactive magpie attack tracing map so you know which areas to avoid.
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