Sperm RaceAoao 20:00
The world’s smallest sport might also just be the world’s most niche and hilarious. Sperm cells are collected from six competitors, put onto a microscopic track, and sent off to race towards an artificial egg. Launched in Los Angeles last year, the new Sperm Race Asia Division is hosted by president Dick Gay who will hype things up WWE-style, just like if racing swimmers is a high-octane combat sport.
If you’d like to see some random men’s swimmers racing against each other, head over to AOAO on Wednesday, August 5. Tickets are $150, including a free drink.