London's Christmas sandwiches ranked worst to best

Like it or not, lunchtime is about to get a whole lot more festive. Here’s our run-down of the Yuletide sarnies to savour and swerve
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Christmas Sandwiches. These days, they’re more synonymous with this wonderful winter holiday than attempted infanticide and passing out half-cut in front of ‘The Great Escape’. And, my God, are there a lot of them kicking around.

To save you wasting valuable calorie allowance on some cheer-free, anaemic excuse for an Xmas sanger, we’ve done the decent thing and performed a taste test of 11 of them: because nothing screams ‘Christmas’ like piling the contents of an entire festive lunch into a carbohydrate wrapper. Hark! We’re going to be sick. 

RECOMMENDED: For more festive fun read our guide to Christmas in London

Christmas sandwiches ranked

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M&S: Turkey Wrap Sandwich

£3.30

Given that Christmas is all about over-indulgence, eating a tortilla wrap does not exactly scream: ‘Break out the sherry! IT’S JESUS TIME!’ That said, this is a herby, colourful attempt at a Christmas wrap with a decent amount of filling.

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Tesco: Turkey and Trimmings Sandwich

£3

The alarming way this glistens suggests that it has just been used as a mattress by a troupe of slugs, but it’s actually a solid, sausage-heavy meat-fest that’s like the meeting point between Christmas and a greasy spoon. A dirty sandwich, but one we kind of enjoyed. Oh, and it's now gluten free.

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Sainsbury’s: Turkey Feast Sandwich

£2.40

‘Fine’, ‘normal’, ‘standard’: these were the comments of our tasting panel on a sandwich that is perfectly okay to eat. Not exciting, but not bad either.

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Pret: Brie and Cranberry Baguette

£3.50

Ah, Christmas: that special time of year when people stuff bits of pistachio into French cheese then slather them with cranberry sauce. Right guys? No? Us neither. Still, this combo of creamy brie, tangy cranberry and the pleasing crunchiness of pistachios is pretty nice – if not particularly festive.

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Sainsbury’s: Brie and Cranberry Sandwich

£2.25

For some people, nothing says Christmas like a perfectly fine cheese sandwich. Or at least that’s what we assume the rationale is behind this brie-based sarnie being classified as a Christmas product. Decent, but not hugely exciting.

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Pret: Christmas Lunch Baguette

£4.25

Basically, this is the poor man’s version of Pret’s iconic Christmas lunch sandwich (except it’s 50p more expensive). It’s got all the same ingredients (turkey stuffing and juicy cranberry), it’s just in a baguette – which means those ingredients are a tiny bit overpowered by too much dough. It’s still delicious though. A modern classic.

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Paul: ’Tis the Vegan

£4.25

A sesame-specked baguette bursting with lovely al dente grilled carrots, houmous and peppers – this doesn’t taste remotely like Christmas but it’s nice so who cares? If you’re animal-free, baby Jesus just sent you a miracle.

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Eat: Butter-basted Turkey and Cranberry Sandwich

£3.50

Call the newspapers! We’ve found some turkey that actually tastes of something! It’s also packed with a generous layer of zingy cranberry sauce and more greenery than Snoop Dogg’s ganj bag. Clean, fresh and flavoursome.

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M&S: Turkey Feast Sandwich

£3.50

This throws festive treats at you like an absent parent trying to bribe its kids with prezzies. Hefty layer of turkey? Yep. Generous helping of stuffing? Sure. Bacon, mayo and chutney? Yip. Gift-wrapped and left under a Christmas tree? Sadly not. But that’s the only thing we can find to dislike about this fat, meaty, squidgy mouthful.

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Pret: Veggie Christmas Lunch Sandwich

£3.50

If we ran the ‘Veggies Against Grim Ingredients at Noël Awards’, we’d give Pret a lifetime achievement gong for their efforts in making Christmas meals a less crappy affair for vegetarians. Every year we love the riot of flavours involved in teaming roasted butternut squash, crispy onions and Christmas nut pesto with a yogurt dressing. Admittedly, we’ll never run the aforementioned committee, mainly because its acronym would be ‘Vagina’.

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Pret: Christmas Lunch Sandwich

£3.75

This bread-based turkey treat is such a reliable bringer of festive joy is that it’s basically the Father Christmas of sandwiches. We also cannot express how much we love those crispy onion bits. We’d say that this sandwich has left us thinking about adding them to our actual Christmas dinner, but we’d be lying.

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Paul: The Festive Hock Feast

£4.40

If you’re into ham it really doesn’t get much better than this: impossibly soft, pink meat spangled with cranberries and lashings of what tastes like horseradish (this sounds rogue but really isn’t). This is sandwich heaven, tucked into a superior sage and onion baguette.

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Paul: Dinde de Noël Baguette

£4.65

In case you’re not tipped off by the £4.65 price tag and a name that sounds like something Hercule Poirot would shout when angry, this is one posh sandwich. It is also absolutely delicious: the beautiful artisan baguette is studded with cranberries and the turkey is pepped up with smoky bacon and a lovely spot of horseradish sauce. The finest festive sandwich in London bar none. Encore, s’il vous plait!

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Remember that time we ranked all 32 Pret-A-Manger sandwiches from worst to best? It was a big day for the internet, but this pioneering piece of journalism didn’t pass without upset. Among the major complaints was that we’d left out the Christmas specials, a concern voiced by people who'd clearly put no thought towards the logistics of taste-testing a Christmas sandwich in the middle of bloody spring. Well, today we’re putting that oversight right, by rating not only Pret’s seasonal sarnies, but all their other festive foodstuffs, too. So have at 'em, and leave us a comment to let us know about the Christmas specials you rate and hate. 

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