We know, the actual logistics of booking a room don't sound very sexy at all – but it is. It really, really is. The Hoxton Holborn makes this list because you can book it for the daytime. You can check in at 10am and check out at 4pm, so it's a prime spot for a spontaneous whirlwind fling. And aside from that? It's a pretty decent spot (even if you're just there for the afternoon). The Hoxton is affordable, has free wifi and its rooms are very tastefully decorated. But yeah, it's that day-stay perk that really cements it on this list.
Ok, there are definitely some hotels that are better at getting you in the mood than others. You know what we mean. You read the headline, you clicked on it and you’re interested in what’s on this page. So, here’s the obvious question: what makes a hotel good for the ol’ hanky panky? Well, it depends on your taste, obviously – not everyone is into the same thing, you know. Lots of things can make you want to pounce on someone; sleazy décor, mirrored ceilings, romantic views. And not forgetting, of course, last-minute booking.
London is, unsurprisingly, full of uber-sexy hotels. From the City to Soho, whether it’s for a spontaneous hook-up or just a generally hot 'n' steamy night, we’ve done a deep dive on where’s best to shack up. So here you have it, without further ado: London’s best hotels for sex. Don't forget to let them know their Uber is waiting outside...
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