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That’s not just a functional title you’re reading. ‘Sarah Millican’s Television Programme’ is indeed a programme on television about television, back tonight for a second series. Tonight, Millican turns a twinkling eye on reality-competition shows, approaching her subject with all the bloused causticity you’ve come to expect. Guests include Craig Revel Horwood of ‘Strictly Come Dancing’ – who looms giant-headed like the Wizard of Oz from a big screen at centre-stage – and an impeccably coached Mel C (here in her capacity as a former judge on ‘Superstar’), who’s done this enough to endure Millican’s jokes with charm, good grace and an impenetrable wall of stock answers. On an actual chatshow it might be vexing, but ‘The Sarah Millican Television Programme’ turns out to be a 30-minute stand-up routine, occasionally visited by recognisable faces off which to bounce cue-carded jokes. Too bad for Millican that she shines brightest (competing even with that blinding set) on those rare occasions that she’s making it up.