If you’ve never eaten a penis or vulva-shaped waffle drizzled in chocolate, sprinkles and glitter, have you ever even lived? It’s a question that’s probably never crossed your mind before, but the team behind cheeky waffle shop Mykiki will have you thinking maybe it should. These bright, bedazzling creations might make your mum turn the colour of a beetroot, but hey – it's a bit of fun, and they're actually really good.
The Triple Chocolate Kikette (a vulva-shaped waffle) with creamy chocolate ice cream, dark chocolate, white chocolate and peanuts is a firm favourite, but if you’re after something with a bit of girth you might prefer to go for the Sugar Daddy Kiki (a phallic-shaped waffle) topped with white chocolate and gold flakes.
There’s also an option to create your own waffle and select from a wide range of toppings, including Nutella, salted caramel, strawberry chocolate and Biscoff ice cream. Take your sugar high to the next level with a loaded milkshake, or if you’d rather take the naughtiness home with you, Mykiki offers catering options. How about a cheeky hens night package?
Fluffy, sauce-slathered and customisable to suit your own particular brand of sweet tooth, Mykiki’s waffles may not wear the crown of the most sophisticated dessert in town, but when they’re this much fun who cares? These genitalia-inspired sweet treats are the perfect way to let that special friend know how you really feel, but they’re also a great excuse to take a silly snap against a bright pink photo wall, chat with friendly waffle decorators who genuinely love what they do, and grab a yummy sweet bite in the city. Prudes, begone.
