Photograph: Ann Sullivan
Why they’re still single:
Michael: The article on his last Undateables hookup has made him a social pariah!
Devon: He doesn’t want to settle.
What they learned from their last Undateables date:
Michael: It’s best to stay positive and just take a date for what it is.
Devon: Blind dates don’t have to be scary.
Michael: “I was just about to tweet that I’d been stood up when Devon got there. He’s very cute and had great hair. He had very friendly eyes, and I liked that he has a beard.”
Devon: “I had a delayed flight, so I was about 30 minutes late. He was very gracious about it. I thought he was really handsome, and I felt like our energies matched well.”
Michael: “I had a delayed flight, so I was about 30 minutes late. He was very gracious about it. I thought he was really handsome, and I felt like our energies matched well.”
Devon: “He was very warm and positive but also got my snarky sense of humor. We talked about tattoos for a while—he has a lot, and I’m planning on getting one.”
Michael: “The restaurant kind of has bleacher seating, and this woman completely face-planted as she was walking up the staircase. It was like, record scratch!”
Devon: “Next to our table, there was a statue of this man crouching. Catching it out of the corner of my eye, I kept thinking someone was there. It startled me a lot.”
Michael: “We grabbed a nightcap at the 18th Room. There was a nice lounge area, and he sat next to me. We were holding hands at the table, and there might have been a kiss.”
Devon: “After dinner, we went to another bar close by. We were there for awhile, and then we both took Ubers home. There was a little kiss; it was nice. We’ll see what happens.”
Michael: ♥♥♥♥♥ “I would say it was a much better match than last time. I would be interested in hanging out with him again. We were on the same page about a lot of things.”
Devon: ♥♥♥♥ “Definitely someone I was really attracted to. I’m on tour till May, but I’d see him again. I was like, ‘Hey, if you like hotel rooms, I’ll be in them for the next six months!’ ”
Our daters went to Tao Downtown (92 Ninth Ave, 212-888-2724)
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