Courtesy CC/Flickr/Susan Sermoneta
Courtesy CC/Flickr/Susan Sermoneta

Are people who FaceTime while walking down the street literally insane?

This is what’s driving us bonkers in NYC right now and making us (almost) want to move

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We live in a walk-and-talk kind of town—I get it. When I’m on my morning commute or running between meetings, you can bet your ass I’m using that precious time to “catch up on calls,” which is code for “calling my mother.” However, I see more and more people roaming the streets while FaceTiming. This behavior is unacceptable.

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Listen, I can understand that the occasional tourist would want to share their trip to the Best City on Earth through the lens of their iPhone for someone back home. But this is not what’s happening here. These distracted lollygaggers are always discussing some meaningless nonsense (personally, my conversations are witty, informative and brief) with some groggy pal in a disheveled bed right here in the tristate area.

While I get the allure of a face-to-face convo, these FaceTimers are pinballing into pedestrians and completely ignoring the flow of traffic. Must I get bumped around so that you can whisper sweet nothings to your boyfriend in Yonkers?

Let’s bring back the days when New Yorkers just obnoxiously shouted into their phones with a robust disregard for others. At least then they would see where they were going.

Not all of NYC is annoying!

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The songs of Québécois nightingale Celine Dion are the stately vessel—or are they the iceberg?—in this campy spoof of James Cameron's 1997 romantic disaster film, written by Marla Mindelle (Sister Act) and Constantine Rousouli (Cruel Intentions) with director Tye Blue. After more than 1,000 performances Off Broadway, the ship sails onto the Main Stem this spring; original stars Mindelle, Rousouli and Frankie Grande are newly flanked by Jim Parsons (!) as meddling mother Ruth Dewitt Bukater and Deborah Cox as the ever-unsinkable Molly Brown. Time Out readers can enjoy a discount of up to 50% on select tickets thru 8/31 by using this link with code TONY26

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Beginning last week, Seaport Cinema outdoor movies is taking place on the Heineken Riverdeck at Pier 17 (89 South Street). The event runs on Tuesday nights at sundown around 8pm with stunning waterfront views of the Brooklyn Bridge and movie-themed concessions. The seasonal tradition kicked off on Tuesday, July 21 with the Nicolas Cage-led caper National Treasure. A string of beloved comedies including Legally Blonde (August 4) and 13 Going on 30 (August 11) are still to follow.

Things get romantic later in August with screenings of Crazy Rich Asians (August 18) and Dirty Dancing (August 25), before the summertime series finishes off on September 8 with the sporty biopic King Richard, starring Oscar-winning Will Smith as Serena and Venus Williams' father-slash-coach, Richard Williams. 

As usual, every screening will be free and open to the public, with entry on a first-come, first-served basis. And given the outdoor nature of the series, attendees are encouraged to bring their own blankets to sit on. You are also allowed to bring your own food, or order from the venue's on-site restaurants. There will also be a dedicated Heineken Zone, complete with reserved seating and a bucket of Heineken brews, available for $25; tickets are on sale at The Seaport website

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There's something deeply satisfying about watching a movie outdoors in New York—especially when the setting is so beautiful that you almost forget to look at the screen.

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Paramount+ Movie Nights at Bryant Park returned on July 13 and will run every Monday through September 14, once again turning Midtown's most famous lawn into a giant outdoor cinema. The free series leans heavily into crowd-pleasers and quotable classics that everyone loves, including Vietnam, The Truman Show, Bridget Jones's Diary, Catch Me If You Can, No Country for Old Men, Galaxy Quest and Shakespeare in Love.

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The 6,000-square-foot exhibition is devoted to The Monsters, the wildly popular character universe created by artist Kasing Lung, and yes, that includes Labubu, the snaggle-toothed little gremlin-doll that was once attached to every bag in the city. Inside, fans will move through nine galleries tracing the series from early sketches to its current collectible-world domination, with appearances from characters including Labubu, Zimomo and Tycoco.

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Rather than saints or biblical scenes, Myers’ stained-glass work consists of jewel-toned panels depicting kids on bicycles racing through New York City after dark, capturing the excitement of a summer evening ride. The exhibition, however, goes deeper than the beautiful artwork; it's also a timely meditation on the freedom to read.

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Who says you have to choose between culture and a beach day? This summer, Rockaway Beach is becoming New York City's most artistic game room thanks to “Between Tides,” a free Public Art Fund exhibition that turns six contemporary sculptures into fully playable ping-pong tables.

Running through September 13 at Beach 67, the installation invites visitors to do something museums almost never allow: touch the art—and then challenge your friends to a match.

The artists behind the project have reimagined the humble ping-pong table in wildly inventive ways. One sculpture puts a salvaged aluminum boat in the tentacles of a giant sea monster inspired by maritime folklore. Another doubles as a musical instrument, embedding glockenspiels, drums and cymbals into the playing surface so every volley becomes an impromptu concert. Elsewhere, there’s a table inspired by one of the world's oldest ballgames, a multiplayer table that can accommodate up to 10 people at once, a terrazzo beach scene made from ceramic sunglasses and books and a bright pink structure built to function as a habitat for marine life if it were ever submerged beneath the waves.

If you don't own a paddle, don't worry. Public Art Fund is lending out free paddles and balls on Fridays from 10 am to 4 pm and Saturdays and Sundays from noon to 6 pm, though you're welcome to bring your own gear and play whenever the beach is open. There's also a public ping-pong tournament—the Sand and Paddle Classic—scheduled for August 22, along with other free programming throughout the summer.

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