Courtesy CC/Flickr/Susan Sermoneta
Courtesy CC/Flickr/Susan Sermoneta

Are people who FaceTime while walking down the street literally insane?

This is what’s driving us bonkers in NYC right now and making us (almost) want to move

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We live in a walk-and-talk kind of town—I get it. When I’m on my morning commute or running between meetings, you can bet your ass I’m using that precious time to “catch up on calls,” which is code for “calling my mother.” However, I see more and more people roaming the streets while FaceTiming. This behavior is unacceptable.

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Listen, I can understand that the occasional tourist would want to share their trip to the Best City on Earth through the lens of their iPhone for someone back home. But this is not what’s happening here. These distracted lollygaggers are always discussing some meaningless nonsense (personally, my conversations are witty, informative and brief) with some groggy pal in a disheveled bed right here in the tristate area.

While I get the allure of a face-to-face convo, these FaceTimers are pinballing into pedestrians and completely ignoring the flow of traffic. Must I get bumped around so that you can whisper sweet nothings to your boyfriend in Yonkers?

Let’s bring back the days when New Yorkers just obnoxiously shouted into their phones with a robust disregard for others. At least then they would see where they were going.

Not all of NYC is annoying!

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Photography can do more than document a crisis—it can challenge why the world has ignored it for so long. "Through Her Lens," a project from the END Fund and African Women in Photography, brings together five African woman photographers to explore how neglected tropical diseases affect women and girls across the continent. The resulting series moves beyond medical statistics to capture the people, families and communities living with these often-treatable illnesses. Maureen Gathoni, Maheder Haileselassie, Temiloluwa Johnson, Amarachi Nnoli and Jodi Windvogel have each spent time in the communities they photographed, contributing to the project. Their work addresses conditions including trachoma, intestinal parasites, schistosomiasis and lymphatic filariasis. The photographs explore everything from the stigma surrounding illness to barriers to clean water and healthcare, centering the dignity and resilience of those affected rather than reducing them to patients. Explore the outdoor exhibition at Dag Hammarskjöld Plaza through December 3.

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Get a rare glimpse inside a quintessential Brooklyn Heights 1839 Greek Revival townhouse, just steps from the world-famous Brooklyn Heights Promenade. The townhouse (1 Monroe Pl.) features a grand double parlor with soaring 13-foot ceilings and preserved period details, a spacious full-floor primary bedroom suite and five beautifully landscaped outdoor spaces. A fifth floor features floating stairs to the roof deck with both city and water views. Marvel at each room decked out by talented interior designers from New York and Brooklyn.

The Brooklyn Heights Designer Showhouse is open through November 1. It's closed Monday through Wednesday, operating from 11am to 7pm Thursdays and Fridays, and 10am to 6pm Saturdays and Sundays. Tickets cost $50 per person or $450 for a group of 10. Brooklyn Heights Association members can get in for $40.

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Put a little more nature in your pantry at a hands-on workshop at Sky Farm LIC, a one-acre rooftop farm run by the Variety Boys & Girls Club of Queens. DIY Herbal Treats teaches participants how to turn herbal extracts into homemade goodies, including gummy bears, tea sachets and lozenges. Led by education coordinator Shyanne Washington, the three-hour community workshop is designed to be both fun and useful, all ending in take-home treats. The class takes place Friday, October 16, from 6 to 9pm at 37-18 Northern Boulevard in Long Island City. Tickets are $2.50 on Eventbrite.

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Who you gonna call? The orchestra. The 1984 supernatural comedy classic Ghostbusters gets the live-concert treatment at United Palace on Saturday, October 17. The movie will be projected on a giant HD screen while an orchestra performs Elmer Bernstein’s Oscar-nominated score live. Expect proton packs, ectoplasm and plenty of Zuul energy as Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Harold Ramis and Ernie Hudson battle Manhattan’s paranormal infestation with a symphonic backup.

Doors open at 6:30pm and the movie starts at 8pm at United Palace (4140 Broadway, at 175th St.). Tickets start at $29.

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Comedy gets up-close-and-personal October 18 at Brooklyn Summit, an afternoon event from Comedy Social that drastically reduces the space between comedians and the audience. Does audience participation make you nervous? That may explain the bottomless bar at a noon show! The experience features a curated lineup of comedians, rapid-fire jokes and an intimate crowd, with drinks and food included. Come early to grab a seat (and a cocktail), then settle in for a show designed to feel more like a gathering than a traditional comedy-club performance. There’s limited capacity, so expect a cozy room and plenty of interaction. Brooklyn Summit takes place Sunday, October 18, at Summit 68 (68 Summit St.), Brooklyn. Doors open at 11am, the show starts at noon and tickets cost $60.

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Comedy Spillage is back, and it’s bringing a “grown and sexy” night of stand-up, birthday celebrations and an after party to Slate (54 W. 21st St.). The long-running comedy showcase celebrates Trevor Bonner and Craig Foy’s birthdays, Libra season and 10 years of Comedy Spillage with a lineup led by Jay the Sing-a-median, plus Mugga, Kenny Woo, Dominic Leonelli, Daniel Geneen and Sashalyn Medina.

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BloodManor is open every weekend and some weekdays from October 2 to November 7 at 359 Broadway in downtown Manhattan. General admission starts at $50 per ticket. You can purchase tickets for a timed entry here.

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Sofy Gallery in Chelsea opens a new group exhibit, The Weight of Normal Things, on October 1, joining painters Susan P. Martin and Patrick Earl Barnes with photographer Mara Clemente for a meditation on beauty hiding in plain sight. Curated by Luca Cantore D’Amore, the exhibition considers everyday people, places and gestures through three distinct forms of attention. Martin’s paintings blur self-portraiture and landscape, Barnes shows quietly charged urban scenes and Clemente's photographs bring the intimacy. The show kicks off the gallery’s 2026/'27 season and runs through October 24. Admission is free, with an opening reception from 6 to 9pm on October 1.

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When they say dinner is a journey, they usually don't mean it quite as literally as at The Infinite Table, an immersive dining experience combining a multi-course meal with 360-degree projection, sound and scent. Its latest experience, Oaxaca: Tierra y Tiempo, transports diners through the landscapes, traditions and flavors of Oaxaca, Mexico, with the room transforming alongside each course. The experience includes a three-course lunch or five-course dinner, with both standard and vegan menus available. Seatings take place at communal tables, making the meal as much about meeting fellow diners as exploring another culture. The Infinite Table holds four seatings (noon, 2pm, 5:30pm, 8pm) each day at ARTXNYC (409 W. 14th St.) Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays from October 2 through 25.

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