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34 things only tourists do in Sydney

People on Manly ferry taking photos
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Our beautiful city welcomes a whopping 13 million travellers every year – and we love sharing our award-winning restaurants and Instagrammable sites with each and every one of you – but out-of-towners have some funny habits. Here are 34 things that make you stand out from the locals.

1. Choosing to spend Saturday nights in Darling Harbour.

2. Walking four abreast down George Street, Pitt Street, King Street… any street!

3. Taking selfies in train underpasses. You’re a fool, Sydney’s pigeons will shit on you.

4. Lining up for an hour to get into Madame Tussauds or Sea Life Sydney.

5. Going to the wet T-shirt competition at Scary Canary.

6. Going to Side Bar on a Wednesday. Actually, on any night.

7. Watching street performers in Pitt Street Mall. (It’s like Australia’s Got Talent reruns.)

8. Stocking up on opals and Ugg boots simultaneously.

9. Buying fake Indigenous art, like boomerangs made in China. Seek out genuine Indigenous artists at the Blak Markets or South East Aboriginal Arts Market.

10. Not touching off on the light rail/train/bus.

11. Pronouncing Coogee with an emphasis on the “oo”.

12. Stopping for photos on the Anzac Bridge. People will straight up mow you down at peak hour.

13. Talking to strangers on public transport.

14. Expecting a fun, vibrant late-night culture in Sydney’s CBD.

15. Trying to park in the CBD.

16. Dining at City Extra. (Walk 500 metres and you’ll find better food and views).

17. Forgoing sunscreen, even on a cloudy day.

18. Paying to get to the top of Sydney Tower Eye. (If you buy a drink, the view is free).

19. Taking the train from the airport. It’s a trap! It’s cheaper to Uber if there’s more than one of you.

20. Taking a dip in the city fountains.

21. Looking for koalas in Hyde Park.

22. Doing the Sydney BridgeClimb. (OK, fine. It’s pretty good).

23. “People watching” in Surry Hills. Want hipsters? Hop on a plane to Fitzroy.

24. Swimming after heavy rain. Seriously: gastro.

25. Expecting personal space during Vivid.

26. Assuming you won’t get a parking fine. We are a heavily regulated state.

27. Taking a photo of a bin chicken.

28. Expecting the 370 bus to show up on time/at all.

29. Choosing the outdoor seats on the Manly ferry.

30. Thinking the train goes all the way to Bondi Beach. LOL. They want to make it harder for you to get there.

31. Expecting to get coffee after 4pm.

32. Missing the last ferry to Manly and thinking, “oh, a taxi can’t cost that much”.

33. Going out to the Ivy without ID and cash for entry.

34. Expecting change from a $50 when you’ve bought a round of drinks.

Avoid holiday disappointment with this list of the 50 things to do in Sydney at least once in your life.

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