10. Raging River
A blink-and-you'll-miss-it drop at the end does not constitute rage in our eyes. This is more a semi-pleasant saunter through an elongated plastic half-pipe. Inexplicably, there's always a big queue for this one – maybe people are hoping to be cooled down, maybe they're hoping for thrills (misled by the 'raging' part). Unfortunately, neither is likely to come true. Also, on our visit, four of us couldn’t go two to a log as we were 'too large', which was definitely a blow to our self-esteem. Raging River of self-doubt more like.