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Here are the best dressed dogs at the Annual Dachshund Race

Sausage dogs in prisoner outfits
Photograph: Carmen Zammit

Last Saturday September 24, Melbourne's sausage dogs gathered at Hophaus Southgate for the Teckelrennen Annual Dachshund Race. They pounded the pavement with their little wiener legs along a 15-metre racetrack and paraded in the cutest fancy dress competition of all time, all to raise money for Dachshund Rescue Australia. We sent our dog-loving photographer Carmen Zammit on a very important mission to snap the speedy sausage dogs and because this was a competition in which all the dachshunds were winners wieners (sorrynotsorry), here are the best-dressed pooches of the day in no particular order.

1. Demigoddess Wonderwoman, slayer of doggy treats, warrior princess of the Amazons 

Photograph: Carmen Zammit

 

 2. Woody, who is showing us how dogs really wear pants

Photograph: Carmen Zammit

 

 3. And here we have the Oktoberfest beer wench, who wore her best braids for the day

Photograph: Carmen Zammit

 

 4. These jailbirds who are doing hard time and took some time out from the chain gang for a doggy parade 

Photograph: Carmen Zammit

 

 5. Look, we're totally against violence in all forms, but we'll allow this murderous tyrant to roam our dog parks

Photograph: Carmen Zammit

 

 6. Most likely to be the next Bachelors 

Photograph: Carmen Zammit

 

7. Most likely to win the Bachelor's heart and run off with the 'promise ring'

Photograph: Carmen Zammit

 

8. We want so badly for this dog octopus to be called Ursula

Photograph: Carmen Zammit

 

9. This little cutie is a little early for Christmas but we don't care because we can look into those brown eyes until next Easter

Photograph: Carmen Zammit

 

10. You can fly me anywhere you like, Captain Wiener

Photograph: Carmen Zammit

 

11. This one didn't even bother to get dressed, but look at that dopey little face. You do you, dog

Photograph: Carmen Zammit

 

If that didn't inspire you to spend more time with your doggo, we don't know what will. Check out our favourite dog-friendly pubs and the best cafés for doggy catch-ups.

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