162 Wellington St, Collingwood. Mon-Thu noon-2am; Fri-Sun open 24 hours.
8-10 Peel St, Collingwood. Open daily from noon-late.
Vault 13, Banana Alley Vaults, Melbourne. 24 hours.
This sauna has been going for over 20 years – and it’s obvious. It used to pump, literally, but now it’s a little shabby. The large spa is good for a soak, but the small steam room smells dank. Upstairs there’s a porn lounge, more cubicles and some larger rooms if you’re looking to host more than two. It may have passed its prime, but the clientele make it worth a visit.
55 Porter St, Prahran. Tue-Thu 6pm-late; Fri-Sun open 24 hours.