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Meet the Undateables: Ann and Mike

Each week, we take two New Yorkers who swear they’re totally undateable, and put our matchmaking skills to the test

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Photograph: Ann Sullivan

Why they’re single:
Ann: She’s been in school for a very long time and has forgotten how to interact with normal people.
Mike: He’s been burning the candle at both ends for years and didn’t have time for other things.

Ideal date:
Ann: Going to a bookstore and then getting some dessert
Mike: Going to a museum or park and then grabbing some cocktails

THE DATE

First impression
Ann: “I had no expectations, but I thought he was cute! He had an interesting shirt on that was light pink with tigers. He was friendly and easy to talk to.”
Mike: “My train got stuck underground, so I was almost late but made it just in time. She was really cute and also considerate, which put me at ease."

Chemistry
Ann: “We talked about a lot, from lighter topics to more serious things. He does improv and actually convinced me to take an intro class this week.”
Mike: “There was definitely chemistry. I can get kind of bored if I’m not intellectually stimulated in a conversation, but she really drew me in.”

Awkward Moment
Ann: “We both felt like it was weird to be on a blind date and both couldn’t stop bringing up how weird it was. But that kind of resolved the tension in a way.”
Mike: “We were sitting really close—our legs were kind of against each other—and I picked up my drink and then spilled it a bit. But luckily it was just on me."

Afterward
Ann: “I was going to a show in Brooklyn and he lives there, so we decided to grab drinks in Fort Greene. We kissed at the bar a bit, and then a bit after.”
Mike: “After we left dinner, I could feel there was a connection. We were standing pretty close on the train, and there was a lot of touching and flirting.”

Verdict
Ann: ♥ “He was funny and sweet and seemed to be able to talk about things in both a mature way and to have some fun about them.”
Mike: ♥ “It went pretty well. Honestly, I’ve been on a lot of dates recently, and this was a really good one. I would definitely want to go out with her again.”

Our daters went to A Summer Day Cafe (109 West Broadway, 646-882-0420)

RECOMMENDED: See more Undateables

Want to be set up on a free blind date? Email undateable@timeout.com.

Best date ideas in NYC

Brooklyn Botanic Garden
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Attractions, Parks and gardens

Brooklyn Botanic Garden

Prospect Park

You and your special someone don’t have to travel far to feel like you’re in an idyllic pastoral paradise with this century-old Kings County NYC park. Nestled away by Prospect Park, you’ll find over 50 acres of cherry blossoms, rose gardens and the bright flora of the tropics in the balmy conservatory. No matter the season, you’ll be sure to see beautiful plant life.

Jane's Carousel
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Attractions, Parks and gardens

Jane’s Carousel

Brooklyn Heights

As if Brooklyn Bridge Park weren’t already romantic enough with its staggering views of Manhattan and the bridges, this nearly 100-year-old hand-painted attraction will bring out the childlike glee in both of you. Keep the nostalgic feel going with a cone at the nearby Brooklyn Ice Cream Factory or get cultured with a sophisticated theater production at St. Ann’s Warehouse.

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Bars, Cocktail bars

Gallow Green

Chelsea

Many of the city’s various rooftop bars rely heavily on their views as the main selling point for their overpriced drinks, but atop Chelsea’s McKittrick Hotel (the home of the famed Sleep No More) is this highly conceptualized romantic garden party meets cocktail lounge. During the warmer months, sit among the short trees and twinkling Christmas lights as actors from the downstairs play weave between the tables making charming conversation as socialite characters. Once winter hits, the space is given over to the Lodge, a meticulously crafted alpine cabin seemingly transported to the roof, complete with bunk bed and drawers filled with clues to the space. Grab a maple hot toddy and sit by the fire pit to revel in the full experience.

The Cliffs at LIC
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Sports and fitness, Climbing

The Cliffs at LIC

Long Island City

If your date has been looking for adventure but ditching the city isn’t an option, take a couple of hours to harness that love of independence and thrills at this rock climbing facility. Take an introductory class together to learn the ropes (literally: how to tie them, how to belay and proper harness procedure) or let the staff hook you up and start scurrying up the tall walls. Competitive couples can try to beat each other’s times, and memberships are available should this become a favorite hobby for you and your partner in climb.

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Nightlife, Nightlife

Slipper Room

Lower East Side

Drop your inhibitions at this seductive, throwback lounge—cheeky performers will leave you and your date laughing, curious and probably more than a bit aroused. From your table by the stage (the space is small enough that there’s not really a bad seat in the house) expect the unexpected as aerial performers, singers, comedians, dancers and sexily clad lads and laddies perform circus and sideshow tricks. You’ll be hard-pressed to find anything like it in the Lower East Side—or anywhere else.

Shopping, Markets and fairs

Brooklyn Bazaar

Greenpoint

To do everything that the Brooklyn Bazaar offers all in one date will require a great deal of commitment, but if you and your love are up for the challenge, there’s great rewards in it for you. Goof off with mini golf and arcade games, sing your feelings at each other in the karaoke rooms, grab a fantastic dinner and drinks at Paradise Burger, and see an amazing performance or show in the concert venue.

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Nitehawk Cinema
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Movie theaters, Independent

Nitehawk Cinema

Williamsburg

Why bother going to two separate places when you can combine this classic date at one fantastic eat-in cinema? Grab one of the luxurious, big comfy chairs and take advantage of the table with the seats. Chow down on tacos, burgers, charcuterie or small plates as you take in buzzworthy indie films and retro re-releases. Already ate? The seasoned popcorn is far superior than the stale stuff you might find at other movie houses, while the full liquor and cocktail menu will make a boring, drawn-out flick more palatable.

Paulie Gee's
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Restaurants, Pizza

Paulie Gee’s

Greenpoint

Though any date at this rustic Greenpoint pizza haven is likely to feel romantic with the dim lights and the delicious aroma wafting from the brick oven, up your game by traveling there on the East River Ferry. The short (and affordable) ride at sunset from Manhattan gives out-of-this-world views of the skyline surrounded by rich oranges and pinks that are almost as appetizing as the wine selection awaiting you just blocks away from the Greenpoint Ferry stop.

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Bars, Pubs

Literary Pub Crawl at White Horse Tavern

West Village

For those book lovers who get a kick out of the Hemingway quote “write drunk, edit sober,” take this long-running walking tour of the Greenwich Village. As you mosey your way through the historic nabe, an incredibly knowledgeable and friendly guide will point out the houses where literary powerhouses lived. And even better is the stops at long-running bars: Grab an ale and hear stories of inspired meetings, writing sessions and brawls that erupted when writers of yore took up residency in the drinking holes. Meets Fridays and Sundays at White Horse Tavern, 567 Hudson St (literarypubcrawl.com). $30. 

Chelsea Market
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Shopping, Shopping centers

Chelsea Market

Chelsea

Rainy day blues, sweltering hot days and freezing cold nights don’t have to get in the way of your good time at the Chelsea Market. Mosey your way from sifting through vinyl records at Artists & Fleas, browse through the latest best sellers at Posman Books, toast regionally sourced oysters at the Lobster Place and chow down on homestyle cooking at Friedman’s.

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